Following three sell-out shows, Petts (Live at the Apollo, Have I Got News for You) returns to the Fringe and she's delving where she's never delved before: this is a show about sex. The problem is that she blushes every time she says that word. From Page 3 to the not-niche-at-all phenomena of vagina dentatum
“a rock-solid hour of crowd-pleasing stand-up … Petts makes it look effortless.”
★★★★
The Telegraph
“world-class stand-up skills… drenched in laughs and warmth. We must never take Chloe Petts for granted.” ★★★★
The Scotsman
“A player of the match performance throughout… stellar show”
★★★★
Scottish Daily Express
Live
2026 Tour Dates
January
02 Jan- 17 Jan London Soho Theatre
23 Jan Norwich Playhouse
24 Jan Bath Rondo Theatre
25 Jan Bristol Old Vic
28 Jan Cambridge Junction
February
01 Feb Brighton Komedia
31 Jan Canterbury The Marlowe
04 Feb Leicester The Y Theatre
05 Feb Oxford The Glee Club
06 Feb Reading South Street Arts Centre
07 Feb Reading South Street Arts Centre
11 Feb Birmingham The Glee Club
13 Feb York Theatre@41
14 Feb Pocklington Arts Centre
15 Feb Leeds City Varieties Music Hall
19 Feb Exeter Phoenix
21 Feb Liverpool Royal Court Theatre
22 Feb Salford Lowry
24 Feb Cardiff The Glee Club
26 Feb Colchester Arts Centre
27 Feb Nottingham Canalhouse
March
28 Feb Northampton Royal & Derngate
01 March Coventry Warwick Arts Centre
03 March Newcastle The Stand
04 March Edinburgh The Stand
05 March Glasgow The Stand
06 March Belfast Limelight
08 March Dublin The Workman’s
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![The Scotsman]()
★★★★
“Petts, who is one of the most accomplished stand-ups working in the UK today, spins comedy gold out… Chloe Petts is one of those people who makes comedy look easy.” -
![Evening Standard]()
★★★★
“If you like wit with a playful, sardonic streak look no further.” -
![The Times]()
★★★★
"Petts has always had a front-foot stage presence… she holds her audience with inventive authority throughout." -
![Chortle]()
★★★★
"Petts is thriving as a front-foot stand-up." -
![Fest]()
★★★★
"Petts really is a consummate stand-up, making it look easy with how comfortable she seems on stage… an absolute belter from Petts." -
![The List]()
★★★★
"Whip-sharp comedy smarts… by the end of the hour, every single person sitting in the hot and humid darkness is fully on her side." -
![Entertainment Now]()
★★★★★
"Chloe Petts demonstrates that stand up is her calling in life – masterfully keeping the audience under her comedic spell throughout her impressive and hilarious hour… Thoroughly recommended and tremendously funny." -
![Edinburgh Festivals Magazine]()
★★★★
"Chloe is an exceptional comedian, set for stardom." -
![Broadway Baby]()
★★★★★
"We are truly lucky to have the charm, the imagination and the unquenchable wit of Chloe Petts… a comedic triumph."
